justcallme-jake:

clare-diana replied to your post: Don’t you feel in over your head? Doesn’t it bother you that you’re tied down already? That you’ll never kiss another woman, much less sleep with one?

You’re not going to let us down. And not perfect, but thank you. So much. I love you.

But to me you are perfect. You’re perfect for me. I love you too, Clare Martin. :)

And you’re perfect to and for me as well, Jake Martin :3



Anonymous asked: Is Benjamin dead yet?

No, he’s not. Could you please not do this right now? I’m tired and my head hurts, and I just got Benjamin to fall asleep, but he’s going to need to wake up again in a little while and just. God. Shut up. 



Benjamin just woke up, sneezed, and then closed his eyes again. 



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Anonymous asked: why are you on tumblr and not idk taking care of your son maybe

Not that I have to justify my actions to you, but for your information Benjamin is asleep. I am having trouble sleeping, so I logged onto my tumblr. Is that alright?


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#Anonymous

Baby Tarzan reminds me of Benjamin.

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mermaidmommy116:

Parenting tip #226: teach your infant to shoot while it is still in the womb to protect it from zombies



Anonymous asked: still no advice from your mom?

I haven’t needed any. 



Anonymous asked: How is Jake handling being a dad?

This is more of a question for him, but he seems to be handling it perfectly. He and Benjamin are great, and he knows what he’s doing. It was as if they naturally clicked. :)